What My Sister's Breast Implants Have to Do With Golf

One of the signature pieces in Jukebox Stories (my storytelling, song-singing, bingo-playing show with Brandon Patton) is "What My Sister's Breast Implants Have to Do With Golf," an epic true tale that my family doesn't know I share with perfect strangers. So far, I've managed to keep the story off the Internet and to keep my sister and my mom off my ass.

But, hey, I lead a dangerous life. So, here, ladies and gentleman, is me performing the story in question at Barnes & Noble at The Grove in Los Angeles, during one of last year's USC Master of Professional Writing Program's readings. Enjoy. Watch:



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7 comments:

  1. I'd actually pay to see you perform. Despite you being Asian.

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  2. pretty good. maybe not as good as the myspace profile - but pretty good.

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  3. Louise, thanks!

    Michael, that's progress.

    Wjackalope, yup, everything I do will be in the shadow of her goddamn MySpace profile.

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  4. At least working at Hooters gives the title "Actor/Waiter" actually meaningful.

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  5. ...makes the title...ugh

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  6. Friggin' hilarious, Prince.

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