So Brandon Patton calls me up a few weeks ago asking to crash at my place when he's visiting Los Angeles. But it wasn't until recently that I found out why—he's playing bass for a British ex-boy band member (James Bourne of Busted, now known as "Future Boy"). This vital piece of information you keep from me?! Brandon and I really have been away from each other for too long. You simply don't withhold boy-band connections from me like that.
All right, let's go to YouTube to find out what this Future Boy business is all about. (No, I didn't ask.)
Ah, a fan-made music video for a song called—I'm serious—"Karate on My Heart":
Did he really sing "judo on my soul"?!