What the Hell Does This E-Mail Even MEAN?!

Somebody I don't know and have never heard of before sent me a mysterious e-mail. I have no idea what it's about. It sounds like the ramblings of an insane person, but, upon multiple readings, it could very well be a work of philosophical and poetic genius. I can't decide. Here's the e-mail in its entirety:

to: prince@princegomolvilas.com
date: Wed, Mar 24, 2010 at 11:14 PM

Who is the best judge of that? All that is woman's mission. Let us hope it's the opposite here. So it is! There is nothing hidden about him. That is all. Don't you see my plan?

It is here. Why don't you get up and dance? Every woman should learn a trade. You must be joking! Let me see! What is the money to me? This is a divided skirt. I'll be back every month or two.

That I would have. But let me tell you about Pablo. What we did. That was left open.

Does anyone have idea what the hell this dude is talking about?!

Oh, what I wouldn't give to know what Pablo freaking did.


  1. Maybe you'll hear back in a month or two? In the meantime, why don't you get up and dance!

  2. It reads like Ad-Libs: Male-Chauvinist Edition.

  3. I think it's a new genre of Cubist Email and Pablo is Picasso!

  4. I learned something is the important thing. I didn't know what the hell a "divided skirt" until I Googled it!