You know, if I had Kung Zhu Hamsters to play with when I was a kid, I would've had a proper outlet for my pent-up Asian male rage and I would've probably grown up to be a well-adjusted adult. Instead, I played with and talked to stuffed animals. Now, as soon as the child in the downstairs apartment starts crying, I can be heard screaming, "SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP!!!!!" Cause and effect. I'm just saying. Watch:


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[Thanks to Aaron Lee Fineman.]