Here's an actual recent text-message transcript between me and my sister:
SISTER: Did ma tell u that you're going to be an uncle?!
SISTER: Yessss your sister is prego!!!
PRINCE: Wow. Congrats. When due?
SISTER: March 30. :) Thanks!!!
PRINCE: Okay. Keep me posted.
SISTER: I will :)
PRINCE: But wait a minute. You're a virgin. How can you be pregnant? Is this like the immaculate conception?
SISTER: Hahahahahaha shut up. I guess I was slutting around and fell on a guy and it happened. Lol
PRINCE: You can get pregnant from public toilet seats.
SISTER: Eww that is sick.
PRINCE: Do you know who the baby daddy is, or do you have to go on Maury?
SISTER: Hahahahahaha!!! Baby daddy is my bf of 9 months... Sheesh.
PRINCE: I'm gonna tell him to take you on Maury anyway.
(No further response from my sister.)