In an amazing Bamboo Nation twist, I just found out that People magazine recently reported that High School Musical's Vanessa Anne Hudgens (yes, Zac Efron's girlfriend) at one time sent naughty (nude!) photos of herself to Drake & Josh's Drake Bell. (He denies ever receiving them.) Who could have imagined that my new Drell obsession would be so intimately connected to HSM? This coincidental twist of circumstances is almost Shakespearean in its irony.
Meanwhile, in my repeated listens to Drell's latest album, It's Only Time, which is a delightfully frothy pop confection, I'm realizing that the album's first song, "Up Periscope," is also about his cock! When he refers to a "periscope," um, that's a metaphor!
I was only half-joking in my previous entry about Drell's cock serenade, but my art of exaggeration is becoming a mind-boggling reality. Just listen to "Up Periscope" for the proof (the song starts about 45 seconds in):
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