In a statement sure to give anyone a boner, Zac Efron, who is dating his High School Musical 3: Gradu-Dancin'(*) costar Vanessa Anne Hudgens, was asked by the Daily Mail last week (in a frighteningly exhaustive interview) whether he was in love. He replied, "'I honestly have no idea, but I think I'm getting closer." REALLY?! Well, since the couple has not yet exchanged the "L" word, that means there's hope yet for me, for you, and for that 13-year-old girl who lives downstairs. I will fight you all. To the death.