Remember the Grandview Topless Coffee Shop, that gutsy (or shall we say "chesty?") cafe in the sleepy town of Vassalboro, Maine, that boasts a shirtless waitstaff? Well, last month the owner took a proposal to city officials to turn the place into a full-fledged strip club.
Let this be a lesson to all you ladies out there. Guys will start out saying something like, "Let me put in just the tip," but they will end up thrusting away, leaving you crying and knocked up.
But the strip-club plans have been temporarily thwarted because of an arson fire that has destroyed the uninsured business. According to the Associated Press:
The fire at the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop was reported just before 1 a.m. by an ambulance that happened to be driving past. Owner Donald Crabtree and six others who live in the converted motel escaped unharmed.
The coffee shop, which featured waiters and waitresses without shirts serving coffee and doughnuts, was not insured. Crabtree said he spent $277,000 buying and renovating the property. He had met last night with planning officials to discuss adding a disc jockey, expanding parking and staying open longer.
Crabtree vowed to reopen the business.
"I'll keep going.... I've got some girls out of work, and I'm going to do all I can to get in there," he said.
Crabtree fails to mention that there are some hot shirtless guys out of work too. I demand gender equity!
By the way, strip club fires are nothing new. The Body Shop in Los Angeles burned last year. Watch:
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