- Is this entire movie series supposed to be a master class in bad acting? If it is, they're three for three!
- Since Bella loves both Edward and Jacob and it tortures her so, why doesn't she just get hitched to both those douchebags and have a group marriage? Every
- I mean, can't Jacob shirtlessly spooning Bella while Edward watches be classified as "bisexual foreplay" already?
- While this installment is certainly better than the previous two (a thing or two actually happens), why do I still hate it? Motherfucker glitters in the sun! Shut up. I'm done here.